HRRGH
So I was totally thinking I would start speaking in heavily-foreign-accented English. My first (and quite possibly only) choice would be…

GOOD MOANING
I swear, ‘Allo ‘Allo will never age.
=.=
This thing is funky. I mean, why am I even on here? Ah, I know now…
…BECAUSE MY MATHS ASSIGNMENT SUCKS.